Today, for breakfast, I ate nothing. Then in the afternoon, two cheese burgers for lunch. Finally evening came and I had some rice, bread and a pop-tart sized baked fish slab. I know what you’re thinking. YUMMY! Perhaps it’s just the fact that half the calories that I need to run a normal day weren’t there or maybe because I had so much to eat but it is now 8:05 PM and I am DYING of hunger. Time for a trip to the local shoppette for some unhealthy snacks!

Sounds like a once in a week or two kind of deal but it isn’t, not in my line of work. We don’t ALWAYS have time to get the full nutritious meals that we need and we train like fucking mongrels with these meals? Wow. Now, with all these fatty, unhealthy foods entering my system, and yes, at my own fault I know, and thank you very much for pointing it out, I am bulking up. Sad, I thought I’d never see the day. I can’t stand by idly while my body turns from Vin Diesel (according to my fiancĂ© who only speaks the truth) to any one of the million of fat people in the world. So, like many bloggers who spend twice the amount of time that a “normal” person should on a computer without exercise, its time to start working out the fat.

Although I don’t know how much I weight now, I will find out shortly when I go weigh myself sometime tomorrow at the gym. The guess is around 150lbs + but if that is the case, fuck, I need to lose weight fast. I can’t stand having this extra luggage around. Sucks sitting in the car and you look down and see the F A T hanging over your belt. FUCK! Also people have told me that I gained weight and that face is fatter. How lame is that shit?

I will run whatever PT we do in the morning but also along with that at 11:00 AM I will do a light job to start off. After a week I will kick it up. During the evening I’ll do a few jumping jacks, we call them side straddle hops, and then crunch my stomach until I can’t get up without rolling on the ground. This along with watching what I eat should shed off a few pounds until I move into our apartment and get a membership to the local gym. What is the healthiest TV dinner? Now that I can’t munch on Hot Pockets…damn.

P.S.
This blog is is excellent for tips and tricks on running. DaveElger.com He use to be a runner here on Okinawa!