Tag: email

Shark

Another one of those email fowards we recieve at work so often…
Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience.
His son wanted a pic of his mum [...]

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710 Joke

Even though I am at a new work section, the joke still come rolling in. This is a good one I read…
A  few days ago I was having some work done at my local  garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at  each other and
another customer asked, “What is a [...]

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Husband 1.0

Saw this in an e-mail a co-worker sent to me and thought it was funny enough to post.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance –
Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband [...]

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Mil-Friends

My friend Berno sent me this. I liked it because alot of it, if not, well, yea, actully, all of this is pretty much true for us. Especially Marines. Damn us!
This is the truth….
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MILITARY FRIENDS AND OTHER FRIENDS!
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: [...]

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