...it could be worse...
Little Johnny’s at it again…..
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid,
stand up!” After few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher
said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I
hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Little [...]
Even though I am at a new work section, the joke still come rolling in. This is a good one I read…
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, “What is a [...]
Saw this in an e-mail a co-worker sent to me and thought it was funny enough to post.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance –
Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband [...]
My friend Berno sent me this. I liked it because alot of it, if not, well, yea, actully, all of this is pretty much true for us. Especially Marines. Damn us!
This is the truth….
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MILITARY FRIENDS AND OTHER FRIENDS!
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: [...]
